I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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