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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What fires shots? A gun