- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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