Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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