A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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10inch nice

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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