- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Urban ghettos

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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