What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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The Princess is in another castle

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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