What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Wenis Penis

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

European on my shoes, buddy.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

a skinny sumo wrestler

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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