- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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