- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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