What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A young baby died.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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