so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Japan

ure mama's so fat

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

gingers

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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