- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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