- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

SHUT UP JP

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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