Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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