A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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