So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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