Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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