a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock knock Fuck off!

Justin Bieber

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why am I writing this...im bored

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