- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Wenis Penis

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Emily Walker.

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