Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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