gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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