- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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