why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Yo Momma is not fat.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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