There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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George W. Bush

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