A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Whats two plus two Four!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Heskey time.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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