What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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