Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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I don't get it

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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