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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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