What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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