Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Major League Soccer

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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