Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what came first the chicken or the chips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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