- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Click here for free sandwich.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Cheese

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??