Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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