What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Good job, son.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Justin Beiber

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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