Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Brain fart

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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