what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Knock Knock? Come in.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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