- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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