- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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