- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Feminism.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??