Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Your big dick.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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