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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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