- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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