- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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