- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

knock knock go away!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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