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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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