- Anti Joke

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want