What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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