Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Faithful men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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