There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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