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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

The american education system.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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