Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Granny porn!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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hi michael

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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