- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What fires shots? A gun

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

I literally died laughing

No antijoke here.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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