- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Smelly Indians.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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