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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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