- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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