- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Waffles ate my grandma

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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