Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what is 3+3= 8

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Okay, after this one then...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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