- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

the economy.

1+2 = 6

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

SHUT UP JP

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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