How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Women's rights

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Death by kayak

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Andoni was here

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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