- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Faithful men.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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