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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

The american education system.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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