- Anti Joke

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

I had a lemon. hi.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

The cream, it is coming

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death