- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

race-car = rac-ecar

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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