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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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