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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Joesph Triphook.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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