- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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