Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the old man say? Im old

VITAMIN C!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the man die? He was old.

Anti Joke

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