- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Brain fart

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is square and grey? A grey square.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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